dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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