And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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