ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
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I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
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