i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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