I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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