This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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