Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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You brought string cheese to the strip club
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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