We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
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just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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