dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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