I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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