I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Randomize
