I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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