I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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I need you to use more vowels.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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