I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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