ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
