Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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