you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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