fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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