did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
you win again, gameday.
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
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Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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