Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Plan B is the new Plan A
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
someone owes me an orgasm
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Randomize
