yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
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I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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