I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
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I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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