yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
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Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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