I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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