You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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