Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
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When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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