i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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