hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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