Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
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Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.