You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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