Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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