there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
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Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Go christen that room with your naked body.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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