chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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