her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've blown a few things in my day
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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