Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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