stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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