She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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