well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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