I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
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I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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