IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
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Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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