Who wears a wallet chain?!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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