I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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