i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
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just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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