are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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