It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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