I love black thongs
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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