My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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