You work out of a Hotel?
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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