It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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