Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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