We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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