You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
you never un-have a 4some
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Randomize