Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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