Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm bleeding and have questions
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