This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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